I think it is important for me to step away from the normal topic of my blog (going green) and bring up a topic that I feel needs to be addressed if we are to move forward as a people. NASCAR needs to start respecting the right orientation now. I started this topic with the intention of relating it to this week’s task of increasing driving efficiency, but looking through the various NASCAR tracks I noticed almost NO tracks where they could turn right. It appears that NASCAR is bigoted against the right turn and I am asking you to sign a petition for orientation equality! Save the right turn.
I was trying to write an article that highlighted the horrible gas mileage (about 5 mpg) over long periods (about 500 miles) and not really going anywhere, but this obvious bias to the left turn kept on nagging at my soul! I think I even got to the part where they indicated between 9 and 14 sets of tires are used during a race, but then had to change my topic. NASCAR needs to stop being bigoted to the right turn!
There are many things that are wonderful about the right turn. Some of which are follows:
- Could you even have a left without the right?
- You can turn right on red lights.
- This song would not be the same without the right orientation.
- Most people would not be able to write without their right hands.
- The loss of Righty Tighty / Lefty Loosey will cause hours of inefficiency and worldwide safety issues.
There are many other things that are wonderful about the right turn and NASCAR should act now to treat the right turn as an equal to the left turn. NASCAR might be turning over a new leaf and just starting to try and go green by putting someone in charge of green innovation, but I still think they should put someone in charge of right turn equality. Some may think it hard to excuse the 14,000 TON carbon footprint of the 2008 Daytona 500, but I think the obvious bias to turning left cannot be overlooked any longer and this is where the real outrage should be. Save the right turn!
People of the universe… join me in this great cause. Once I have collected as many signatures as possible, I will submit this to NASCAR along with this post.
We, the people of the universe, believe that you favor the left orientation and demand that the right turn be provided equality. The right turn is just as good as the left and want to see more right turns in NASCAR racing. Save the right turn!

